...I'm sick to death of these bloody feminists. Its all you bloody hear about now. We don't like this, we don't like that. I'm up to here with it. Now they want rid of bloomin Page 3!! Page 3 I ask you?! What is the world coming to when a bloke can't even have a cheeky look at a nice pair of a morning in his paper. Well they're bleeding us dry these wimmin. They want to take everything we have, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
...More time with the kids?
Wha....Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
And the birth control.
Oh yes... birth control mate, remember what it used to be like used to be like. Always thinking she might get pregnant. All those kids.
All right, granted you got more time with the kids and the birth control are two things that the feminist movement have done...
And not being expected to go to war...
Well yes obviously its better that that its not assumed all men or not just men for that matter would have to defend their country at the drop of a hat... that goes without saying. But apart from more time with the kids, the contraception and not going to war...
Not being the main and only provider?...
...erm Job choices? You know...I'm a nurse, that wouldn't have been allowed.
...talking about our feelings,
What?!
Well...... you know, we can talk..... we can think about getting counselling or support...
Hmmmm...
....having sex without being expected to marry the woman!!
Oooooo Yes, all the sex is certainly one of the best bits... (general nodding)... let's face it, we're not the only ones after a bloomin good time.... know what I mean hahahhahaha
Ha ha ha yep that's true... I've had some great.....
Alright, alright I get it.
...being able to report abuse, assault or rape?
Yeah and no fault divorce - we don't have to have a reason to call it quits on an unhappy marriage now do we.
Yes that's true plus you know your girlfriend or wife is with you because she wants to be not because you own her or because she can't have her own income and property and stuff ya know...manage on her own and that.
All right... all right... but apart from birth control and time with the kids, not being the only provider, getting support and not going to war and talking about how we feel, reporting abuse, easier divorce, women being with us because they want to be and all the sex outside of marriage... what has feminism ever done for us blokes?
Erm....made it clear that women are valued?
You know, your Mum, your wife, your sister - showing they are people too?!
Oh...you...you know what lets change the subject.
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